{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-a-modern-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions-hardcover","title":"'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eClarice Tudor\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as \"the ick\"? If so, this tome is for thee. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor's viral illustrated post, \"The Fart,\" \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me \u003c\/i\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/i\u003e tackle: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDating horror stories such as: \"The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship\" and \"The Merkin\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don'ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex's Ex\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eClarice Tudor\u003c\/b\u003e is a British cartoonist and comic artist. When she's not drawing weird medieval animals and people, she publishes wildly popular web comics and creates artwork for places like the New York Times, Guardian, Adobe, Sanrio (Hello Kitty), Prada, and Tumblr.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.71 x 7.32 x 7.33 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 05, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47557196054781,"sku":"9798217034499","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/3414\/0157\/files\/i3BwIpQOkP9798217034499.webp?v=1779342990","url":"https:\/\/booktolia.com\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-a-modern-medieval-guide-to-bad-dates-and-worse-decisions-hardcover","provider":"booktolia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}