- SKU: 9781463747602
- BARCODE: 9781463747602
- VENDOR: BooksCloud
Prison Sucks! - Paperback
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Description
by Desiderius Erasmus (Author)
Prison Sucks will unlock the doors to the prison world. It provides you with a glimpse of what it is like to be locked down among those society has deemed to be deplorable. This book will help you understand what you can expect when you walk through the steel doors that separate you from freedom. This book will answer some of your basic questions about what goes on behind those locked steel doors and razor wire fences. Finally, this book will prepare you for the worst circumstances and the worst inmates that you have to deal with at every turn. Its contents will help you make the decision as to whether you want to be locked down among the living dead or live in peace among those in the free world (Trust me, choose the latter ) This book will not help you do your prison sentence if you do get caught, but it will prepare you for what lies in store.
Author Biography
Desiderius Erasmus is currently on the down side of a 24-year sentence in a Federal prison. All scenes and experiences in this book have been either experienced or witnessed by the author; the names have been changed to protect the guilty. He would like to send a personal shout-out to Bernie Madoff: "If you say you're happy in prison, you and I both know that you only say this to get you through the day. Because, face it, PRISON SUCKS!"
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