{"product_id":"im-perfect-youre-doomed-im-perfect-youre-doomed-tales-from-a-jehovahs-witness-upbringing-tales-from-a-jehovahs-witness-upbringing-paperback","title":"I'm Perfect, You're Doomed I'm Perfect, You're Doomed: Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing Tales from a Jehovah's Witness Upbringing - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKyria Abrahams\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRaised as a Jehovah's Witness, Kyria Abrahams's childhood was haunted by the knowledge that her neighbors and schoolmates were doomed to die in an imminent fiery catastrophe; that Smurfs were evil; that just about anything you could buy at a yard sale was infested by demons; and that Ouija boards--even if they were manufactured by Parker Brothers--were portals to hell.\u003c\/b\u003e . \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Kyria turned eighteen, she found herself married to a man she didn't love, with adultery her only way out. \"Disfellowshipped\" and exiled from the only world she'd ever known, Kyria realized that the only people who could save her were the very sinners she had prayed would be smitten by God's wrath. Written with scorching wit and deep compassion, \u003ci\u003eI'm Perfect, You're Doomed\u003c\/i\u003e manages to be hilarious about the ironic absurdity of growing up believing that nothing matters because everything's about to be destroyed..\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKyria Abrahams was a regular columnist for \u003ci\u003eJest\u003c\/i\u003e Magazine for several years, where she was featured alongside performers and writers from \u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eChappelle's Show\u003c\/i\u003e. As a standup comic, Comedy Central twice selected her as one of ten semi-finalists for the Boston Laugh Riots Competition. She has also been a repeat performer at alternative comedy shows like \"Eating It\" and \"Invite them Up,\" as well as literary readings like \"How to Kick People\"--each of them places where the likes of Jon Stewart, Janeane Garafalo, Patton Oswalt, Fred Armisen, and David Cross have appeared. Raised in Providence, Rhode Island she now lives in Queens, New York.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.88 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 01, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47551413616893,"sku":"9781416556862","price":32.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/3414\/0157\/files\/bVJhYjY0c3FoeUhpTHBQK2x3NitrQT09.webp?v=1779216750","url":"https:\/\/booktolia.com\/products\/im-perfect-youre-doomed-im-perfect-youre-doomed-tales-from-a-jehovahs-witness-upbringing-tales-from-a-jehovahs-witness-upbringing-paperback","provider":"booktolia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}