{"product_id":"i-like-you-just-the-way-i-am-stories-about-me-and-some-other-people-paperback","title":"I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories about Me and Some Other People - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJenny Mollen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHi, I'm Jenny Mollen, an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. I'm also a wife, married to someone more famous than me, which is especially annoying because all the free clothing he gets never come in a size small. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is my book, an assortment of stories about not doing the right thing. Yes, it's about me. But it's also about women, who all come in two types: those that are totally batshit crazy, and those that are liars. It's a book about acting on impulses, plotting elaborate hoaxes, and refusing to acknowledge boundaries in any form. Like hiding in the trunk of a car to get a look at the girl who used to fuck my husband. Or pretending to have a seizure on a red-eye to New York in order to explain why my dog is balls-deep in a bag of Pirates' Booty burrowed in the lap of a sleeping child. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLife is too short for bullshit. I'm 33 and my tits drop half an inch a year. Someday very soon, ladies, you and I are going to be whatever fetish comes after \"cougar,\" unable to wear shirts without sleeves, and full of cell phone cancer. It is our obligation to be honest with ourselves about who we really are and what we really want. Which more often than not is someone else's email password. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo let's embrace it. \u003ci\u003eI Like You Just the Way I Am\u003c\/i\u003e is a book about taking the high road--as long as it intersects with the train tracks my ex-boyfriend is tied to.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJENNY MOLLEN is an actress and writer, called one of the funniest women on Twitter by \u003ci\u003eThe Huffington Post\u003c\/i\u003e. She writes for \u003ci\u003eThe Smoking Jacket, \u003c\/i\u003e has appeared in \"Wilfred,\" \"Suits,\" \"CSI NY,\" \"Crash,\" the WB series \"Angel,\" and HBO's \"GIRLS.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8.2 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 02, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525744869629,"sku":"9781250055835","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/3414\/0157\/files\/ZW9RVmQ2MjEzdzNsOGlNTktoRE8rdz09.webp?v=1778485982","url":"https:\/\/booktolia.com\/products\/i-like-you-just-the-way-i-am-stories-about-me-and-some-other-people-paperback","provider":"booktolia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}