{"product_id":"how-to-win-one-million-dollars-and-shit-glitter-paperback","title":"How To Win One Million Dollars and Shit Glitter - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLuke Stoffel\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmazon #1 Best Seller: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if the American Dream was just a glitter-fueled lie? Soaked in pop culture and bad decisions, this Queer Millennial Odyssey is part confessional, part caper. It's a story woven into the fabric of a generation that voted reality TV into the White House and made grift a national pastime. The journey is outrageous, hilarious, and, at times, deeply self-aware.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInked in glitter pen and promise, this Lisa Frank-inspired, late-stage capitalist fever dream is told through the eyes of an eight-year-old boy who believed every lie Ronald Reagan ever sold him-an unhinged adventure for anyone who's ever chased something wild in a world that never made space for them. It's not a pull-yourself-up-by-your-bootstraps kind of story-we were all sold a sugar-coated lie: work hard, play by the rules, and success will fall into your lap. \u003cem\u003e\"Personally,\" he retorts, \"I've found I'm more prosperous when I lie, cheat, and steal.\"\u003c\/em\u003e This prankish take on the American Dream might just keep you turning the pages.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith the charm of a rogue and the morals of a raccoon, our antihero drags readers through scams, schemes, and self-sabotage-from backyard cons to a cutting-edge experiment with AI. You see, we've all been caught up in that chase: more money, more status, more validation. And I'm no different...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"But he is different, because he dared live an unlikely life in a society that punishes those who try it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e -\u003cem\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the end, one question remains: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn a game that is rigged for the rich, can you beat the system-or will it beat you?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 268\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.56 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47832128684285,"sku":"9798991798716","price":23.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/3414\/0157\/files\/WFNwA53hP9798991798716.webp?v=1783814002","url":"https:\/\/booktolia.com\/products\/how-to-win-one-million-dollars-and-shit-glitter-paperback","provider":"booktolia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}